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Dr. Cox's Rants 2

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Jacob Black stormed through the white halls of Sacred Heart Hospital. He had heard about what that- that vampire had caused. How he had caused his  Bella to be harmed so horribly. He kept his steps firm, seething through his very core as he turned the corner into Bella's hospital room.

"YOU STUPID, NO GOOD, WORTHLESS CREAT-" his voice built, getting louder and louder as he puffed out his chest, his body becoming one giant mass as he moved through the doorway. But he was soon cut off by a middle-aged doctor who seemed to be, at the moment, mocking him.

"And speaking of Fido, here he comes now. Come here boy! Come here!"

Jacob almost instinctively snapped at him, "I am NOT a dog!"

"No. Technically, you are not a dog. You are a wolf. But I refuse to insult wolves like that. Therefore, 'dog' is the most appropriate name for you. But… dogs do have a higher IQ than you, Fido. So I guess you've been demoted again. This time to 'puppy.' But, puppies are normally cute, cuddly, and they pee everywhere and seeing as how only one of those three things applies to you- let me give you a hint on which, it isn't behind door number one or two- I am forced to ask: what was it like being the runt?"

The Janitor looked at Jacob, sighing, "Well, now I need to get a flea collar too…."

* * * Bonus* * *

Alice had heard about Bella's accident, and she was worried about both Bella and Edward. She had no idea how Edward was going to take it all. He was normally so strong; he had always been the one protecting Bella. And then to have her get hurt so badly? It must have taken a toll on him.  

Before she walked into the hospital room, she saw something weird. Wait… no, her power must be off or something. There was no way- her eyes widened at what she saw. There was Jacob, in tears, his head in Edward's shoulder as Edward comforted the other man, equally as saddened as tears fell from his eyes. She looked to the doctor to see what was wrong. Did Bella get worse? Could she be…dying?

She watched as the doctor's eyes scanned the room before landing on the newcomer. He paused for a moment, choosing what words to use this time. When he came to a conclusion on how to at least start (he'd make up the rest later) he opened his mouth for a third rant. But before any sound was actually uttered, Alice burst into tears.

"Dammit!"

"Okay… so I need a flea collar and a mop," the Janitor was taking notes on a pad of paper before looking up, "Got it."
Here's Jacob's.
And Alice's.

So yeah, I hate Twilight, sorry, I just do. I tried to like it and failed. But I do like Scrubs.
But my Twilight-loving friend helped write the rant.

I don't own either Scrubs or Twilight.

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Axel1996's avatar
aww I wanted to see him rant at Alice :(
Oh well, Jacob and Edward's ones were awesome.